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16 Demotivational Poster


M16 -


TAGS: m16 marine
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:50 pm
I understand that with the insertion of one small, machined metal piece... it'll pew-pew until it's all pewed-out!
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 2:12 pm
5 pews to you...
lgvernon - February 7, 2016, 5:35 pm

Showed this one to the husbing, who HATES the M-16. He's still laughing. Shared on FB, where it's rapidly being passed around. Hilarious! 5L and faved.
concern3 - February 7, 2016, 8:47 am
nice work a 5er


CHECK ONESELF -




STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.


TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance


YOUR AIR FORCE CAREER... -


TAGS: f 16 airforce fail military
Rating: 4.32/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:30 pm
...and your callsign just became "Plowboy".


TO YOU IT'S AN OLD PICTURE IN A TEXTBOOK - but to me it's a nightmare that will live with me for eternity


TAGS: may 16 calendar black white
Rating: 4.62/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:08 pm
Amen, and thank you for your service.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:43 pm
Don't tell me someone put it in backwards.


THE NUMBERS -


TAGS: the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42
Rating: 1.82/5

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Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:55 am
www.TheSteelDeal.com
Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:52 am
angle, round,angle, round, angle, round, angle, round - rinse and repeat.


F16 ELEPHANT WALK -


TAGS: f16 israel
Rating: 4.63/5

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FIGHTER JETS - The Original Angry Birds...


TAGS: f16 f15 f22
Rating: 4.14/5

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JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.


TAGS: sept16 water
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:03 pm
The almighty motifake. But, great advice, space!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:18 am
Ha, you got me there bOB! I came up short on syllables on that second line.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 8:51 am
I really like this 'dog. But I'm pretty sure that the haiku September challenge has already passed. No matter... 5 Tadpoodles from me


STEP ONE - Fly to 30,000 feet. Man, this "Flying F16's for Dummies" is awesome!


TAGS: f 16
Rating: 3.23/5

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Azzameen85 - September 1, 2011, 3:02 pm
"How to crap on people's cars - Being a pigeon the human way"
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 1:38 am
Cool. Nothing personal... it just gets to me when some users here sandbag a good motifake by explaining facts or why it's wrong. Comedy is an exaggeration... and many of the best have fact as a casualty. Thanks for hearing me out.
Anonimous - January 14, 2010, 1:23 am
Okay, I'll try.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 1:21 am
SO am I. Just try to enjoy them for the humor... it's motifake, not motifact, not even wikipedia. Enjoy!
Anonimous - January 14, 2010, 1:15 am
Sorry, can't help it. I'm an airplane fanatic.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 1:08 am
It's a funny poster... let it go, Anoni
Anonimous - January 14, 2010, 1:00 am
*Are you sure it's an F-16
Anonimous - January 14, 2010, 12:59 am
Are sure it's an F-16?
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:26 pm
Where's the damn trouble shooting section? Nice one Doug, 5Ls.


PROPAGANDA - Even If It Might Attract People to Your Cause, That Doesn't Mean It Will Attract Smart People To Your Cause


TAGS: republican jesus m16 war
Rating: 2.12/5

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Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:14 pm
Oh BTW. SUCK IT!
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:14 pm
You see what Republicans really stand for is people earning what they get or a novel idea called WORK. I can't wait to see when you start getting taxed for the health insurance from your employer so you can pay for the lazy non working fucks.
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:11 pm
But yes the AR is definatley a Republican thing and I would guess Jesus is too. The Rebel Flag is a Southern thing and I don't like it's connotations. So actually the poster sucks but the Dems are closer to the Communist mentality than the Republicans.
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
Let's see Dictatorship/Communism are almost synonyms. The Swastika is obviously a Nazi reference. Obama is obviously a socialist (see his policies) and everyone knows that Socialism is Comunism light so the Swastika is more apt for the DEMOCRATS.
Harvey Danger - February 23, 2009, 2:16 am
It makes perfect sense. The only people that ever have a voice in the right wing nowadays are the ones that uphold an image like this (minus the swastika, that's an unspoken ideal). If you want a better image, stop letting people like Sarah Palin out.
Bacon - October 7, 2008, 8:56 pm
It's saying all Republicans are Rednecks Nazi's. Which doesn't make any sense. Bloody Neanderthal Democrats.
u.u - August 5, 2008, 2:47 pm
Indeed, its propaganda made by the left, which is basically all propaganda today.
Rudy - July 17, 2008, 4:48 am
What the heck is the swastika for on his forehead? And what does that and the Stars and Bars have to do with Republicans? Looks like a leftists creation to me..makes no sense.


AND THAT'S ... -




WEAPONS KNOWLEDGE - You don't have it


TAGS: ak47 war weapons m16
Rating: 2.5/5

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Purity - March 31, 2009, 11:22 pm
You both lose the joke. -1 internets. See, to get the joke you gotta tunnel something like "SILLY That's an MP-5"
HGCaboose - January 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
The dumb piece of shit that thought that was an AK-47 should get an ACTUAL AK-47, and blow their fucking brains all over the wall


the reaper -


TAGS: man of the year 2016
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 8:45 am
Hopefully, he'll switch form friends to foes, and cops to criminals too! chuckle, chuckle...
Reality Lord - December 30, 2016, 8:25 am

next year he's giving celebrities a break and focusing on politicians. YAYYYYYY!!!!
mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:05 am
He's been a bit overzealous this year in discharging his duties taking some of my favorite people. Excellent, RL! ^!


Prince -


TAGS: prince death doves cry june 1958 april 2016
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2016, 10:00 am
Thank you 'cern. We've lost too many great artists recently, but, this one really struck a chord with me. Another nail in the coffin of my youth I suppose...no puns intended.
concern3 - April 22, 2016, 5:32 am
Very Nice< UP yours


DAWN PATROL -




TURN ME ON -


TAGS: apr 16 turn ons i loved her until she gave me the clapper
Rating: 4.64/5

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Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
God knows we wouldn't want him to get to excited. He set of the richter scales last time he got all worked up.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:33 pm

not too many rounds, it may drive him over the edge...great poster
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:32 pm
Nice. A round of applause for you sir!


PUSH THE STICK -


TAGS: flying rules f16
Rating: 4.56/5

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BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:39 am
Makes me think about the guy dubbed "luckiest nugget" at Nellis AFB op Red Flag a few years back. Dropped ordnance on range then performed a "terrain bounce" maneuver (without having to eject afterwards). Featured on AF training films now. Scary but lol
u231000 - May 17, 2011, 6:40 pm
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Budog - May 17, 2011, 12:58 pm
The original caption on the poster reminds me of the commercial where the little old lady says that she can't see, so they tell her to raise the seat, when she does then she say she can't reach the peddles and on and on and on.
Airman - May 17, 2011, 12:18 pm
I guarantee you it isn't exactly tough.. the Generals like low scores. They closed Lowry AFB here in Denver, and turned the base course into a nice public muni. Had to tear down the old cinderblock clubhouse, which had a back meeting room for the brass
Budog - May 17, 2011, 11:25 am
HAFB has it's own golf course LMAO !!!
Airman - May 17, 2011, 11:19 am
I knew that. The problem with the AF is that it came out of the Army.. so all the rules and regs came along. AF pilots do get better tee times though. and yes, they are nuts.
Budog - May 17, 2011, 10:59 am
Airman, just a little inter-service ribbing... Not serious LOL. I live in the same city where Hill Air Force Base is located in Northern Utah. I thing I mentioned that before. Now the "Jar Head" pilots, those mofo's are just plain nucking futs !!!
Airman - May 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Navy pilots are expected to improvise (think Top Gun). Comes with being far from port. AF follows strict flying and mission rules. BUT.. AF gets bombers and Nukes, so it all works out in the end. Not much dog fighting going on anymore
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:49 am
Training language and I.Q. the difference between the USAF pilots and Naval Aviators...
Reality Lord - May 16, 2011, 10:33 pm

lol...real cute AM
champ99 - May 16, 2011, 4:40 pm
My son is a crew chief on the 16


SOMETHING ....TAKE 2 -




ENVY - It's Lurking Again!




DIRTY DIANA -




BEAUTY -




WHAT YOUR 16 YEAR OLD SON... - Thinks he looks like after his 1st sexual experience.


TAGS: thinks 16yearold son 1st sex
Rating: 3.91/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 12:55 pm
Thanks GaryO!
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 10:35 pm
Naw, we never looked like that, MP. It was more of a wide eyed happy relief/surprise, like rebuilding your first car….and it still runs…. DIY can be s-o-o-o rewarding…..but 5L for the mammaries…those perfect Sophia Loren mammaries.


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: mar 16 psychology day you see what i did there
Rating: 3.8/5

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Anonymous2 - March 18, 2010, 12:10 am
Gotcha, 1L it is...
CANADA - March 17, 2010, 12:07 am
NICE!
Sparrowgirl - March 16, 2010, 11:21 pm
Lol. Clever. 5L
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice one Matt.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 4:44 pm
Effin AMSOME!!!
ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 4:40 pm
You're right, I don't. But I did. 5 stinkeyes.
MrRandom - March 16, 2010, 4:36 pm
MENTOK! The Mind Taker! Oooo weee ooooo!


MASTER SCUBA DIVER -


TAGS: sept 16 the name has been changed to protect ron
Rating: 3.57/5

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Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 1:33 am
This is nice, is it not?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2009, 1:32 am
I love it! 5L
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:08 am
Hey!
MO - September 16, 2009, 5:23 pm
Scuba Ron? Steve's gonna be pissed! 5 ditch divers BTW...
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
You didn't know why he brags about being an expert "pearl diver"?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just noticed the tag now. We'll help out by calling him RONski from now on. That outta do it.
spacedog - September 16, 2009, 5:04 pm
Well done.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 4:02 pm
Had he only used chicken wire ... then the ol' magnet on the end of a fishing line could save him some time. Disturbingly hilariously disturbing. And somehow I imagine Cousteau would be proud.


RIO LOVES YOU...... - THIS MUCH!!!!


TAGS: rio olympics 2016 love you
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 10:07 pm
Nice!


I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!! - Oh wait, we won!! we get to host!!! O.K. then, but I am still going kick your ass!!!




M16 - Not as good as an AK47


TAGS: m16 ak47
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
barockeva - even your tunnels are lame. Tunnel = 1 and so do you.
guest - March 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
you cant hit the broad side of a building with an ak-47 past 400 yards and the m-16 is still feasibly accurate up to 800


SPIDER M16 - Is all the world really needs to handle people like Fred Phelps... and Osama!


TAGS: spider m16
Rating: 1.63/5

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RERUN -


TAGS: parody someones poster challenge 116999 ice
Rating: 4.75/5

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rerun - October 16, 2010, 3:40 am

Nice. Guess I will go for that good old quantity over Quality theme to build my numbers
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:11 am
LMAO!


HEADLINERS FOR RIO DE JANEIRO OLYMPICS - CALL MOTITICKETS FOR ADVANCED RESERVATIONS


TAGS: 2016 in rio
Rating: 4.75/5

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POPPING THE QUESTION -




GOLDEN EGGS -


TAGS: just something for the 1400 poster 16 months of work cubby a harder worker
Rating: 3.65/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:19 pm
Congrats and keep going strong.
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Yes you have, hundreds, and hundreds of them. Congratulations on 1400 Golden insights. 5 Golden Eggs
rerun - December 2, 2009, 4:29 pm

I know I have more than a few bombs out there.


WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST -




THEY SAID BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS WOULD MAKE ME LOOK SADDER - but it isn't sad enough to reflect how I feel on the inside




BREWANOMETRY - So if beer is 97% water, and humans are 60% water...then... I'm H 2 hosed.


TAGS: sept 16th water beer math oops spilled some slurp
Rating: 3.32/5

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LogicDude - September 17, 2009, 9:41 am
THIS is a most excellent example of PUN-anometry! 5 sloshed lions!


TOGETHERNESS -




FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002


TAGS: fratricide record f16 pilots rnr
Rating: 2.81/5

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Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
..I Knows This Because Of My Wikipedia Learnings :)
Eddie - December 11, 2008, 4:24 am
When you hit someone in your side, is called "Friendly fire" Fraticide is a term used when the trhottle or heat of one engine causes malfunction in the other. has you can clearly see, the f16 has only one engine. and that's called sarcasm...
Titus Pullo - November 15, 2008, 10:45 pm
First - dumbass, ever heard of sarcasm? Second - big whoop.
snicker, snicker - November 15, 2008, 3:56 pm
Pullo, do you realize your screen name means roughly "asshole" in Spanish?
@Mr. Pullo - November 15, 2008, 7:43 am
Of course you can testify. YOU haven't been hit. OTOH, the people who HAS been fratricide-killed, obviously, can't
Titus Pullo - November 14, 2008, 9:19 pm
As a former 19D SSG I can attest I have never been lit up by a Falcon. On the other hand, I have buddies that can't say the same for AH-64's.
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:12 pm
Hey don't knock on the fast movers. They'd never kill a brotha!
G.I.Joe - August 8, 2008, 7:40 am
Everyone dogs on American military. Not having us be part of conflicts would be like dividing by zero...


TOGETHERNESS -




GOOGLE EARTH - Because flying 890 speed -16500m under water is perfectly logical with a F16




SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY ARICRAFT - this is what those signs mean


TAGS: f 16 speed limit fail
Rating: 1.29/5

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captcoke - October 14, 2008, 6:04 am
spelling enforced by nazis everywhere


The bigger they are -




Doing nothing -


TAGS: july 16th calendar theme nothing at all
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 17, 2017, 4:33 am
You nailed it. UP yours
Silverheart - July 16, 2017, 6:44 pm

A professional slacker like me can stare at a ringing phone, shrug and let it ring.
Zeul - July 16, 2017, 6:04 pm
When the phone rings


VOTE FOR ASTEROID! -


TAGS: can t wait for 11 9 16
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 3, 2016, 12:32 am
HAHAHAHA!!! I'm very politely refusing to discuss politics with the locals at this point. They're all fired up and start yelling! Life in a redneck town (rolling eyes like teenager)
JesusWept - November 2, 2016, 8:25 am
Better swap the Electors for Deflectors XD


Remember Me? -




good advice -


TAGS: planespotters c 160 colsecall military fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 11:23 am
LOL! Propwash!!!!!!!
concern3 - December 31, 2015, 2:14 pm
That's so true


VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans aren t all livestock motifake january 2016 theme
Rating: 4.79/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:26 pm
Yes, they are! 5 LOL lions, Silvy!


The Truth -




TANTRUMp -


TAGS: donald trump 2016
Rating: 3.11/5

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concern3 - September 24, 2015, 4:58 am
Some people should use super glue as lip gloss


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